i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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