I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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