She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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