is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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