we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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