when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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