she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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