The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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