i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
MIDGETS
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She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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