you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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