When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
Randomize
