So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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