I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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