***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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