Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Randomize
