scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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