you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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