She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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