You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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