I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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