I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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