Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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