Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
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