I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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