Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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