I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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