The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
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