how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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