They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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