white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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