Duck Duck Cougar?
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
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