we're blogging at a bar
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
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