How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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