he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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