so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
i now understand why vodka
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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