i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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