Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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