And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I enjoy the company of your penis
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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