He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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