her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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