Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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