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• (607): View more from New York

  How was dinner with ur grandparents?

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  I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs

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• (817): View more from Texas

  He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  Well... this vagina won't eat itself

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  I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  I think you're overestimating how drunk I was

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  You said your pillow felt like the ocean...

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I made it out of the house. Success.

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  It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.

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• (619): View more from California

  she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.

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