i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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