I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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