i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
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