party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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