It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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