I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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