martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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