didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Randomize
