when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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