I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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