He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Randomize
