Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
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