I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
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