If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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