You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
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